"Nice deduction. Wrong excruciatingly linear and sliced with what a8solute morons would like to throw around. 8ut nice."
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follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

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kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

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yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

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BuzzFeed: “Orange Is The New Black” Cast Superlatives With Samira Wiley And Matt McGorry 
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puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

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kids4youth:

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

FUCK

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uoa:

im gonna steal this baby someone hold
me back

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annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes