people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
leaving your room when people are over
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!
you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus
DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE
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Ugh this is annoying
The fork pissed me off so much.